If you have $10 in crypto, you owe Ethereum security exactly $1. I don't make the rules

500 ETH will be matched between Zach, AI-slop sec cowboys, risk score for every shitcoin, and gazilion dashboards.

Your candidates:

ZachXBT + four other detectives with cryptoslop PFPs. The man personally accounts for like 40% of all stolen funds ever recovered in Web3. And also conspiracies.

Rekt News. Documents every hack so your favorite KOL can confidently tweet "$10 GAZILLION lost in April".

Revoke.cash. Stops Lazarus Group from spending the $3 in DOGE you forgot about in a wallet from 2021.

Blockthread. AI generated cowboys protecting Web3. I'm not joking, look it up.

Nihilum. "What if we made wallets where there's no password to forget?" Sir this is the entire point of self custody.

ETH Institute. Still operating under the theory that the biggest security problem in crypto is that users haven't read enough PDFs. GL LFG.

Wallet Security Ranking (name). Name tells it: ranks wallets by security. We've played these games in 2020.

CORE3. Assigns a risk score based on data to every project. Will it stop you from aping into "bro this one is built different"? Statistically no. But at least when you get rugged you'll be able to point at the dashboard and say "well it DID say high risk."

Anyway, however unhinged the candidates are, there is more.

Lookup GIVETH quadratic funding and donate - quadratic matching means your $1 hits like $700. Pick your favorite flavor of trying to fix this circus.