Can you guys please help me on making a stupid decision?

What’s up guys! Let me start off by saying that I k it I should not take advice from strangers on Reddit. However, I feel a brotherly bond with you all (well, that & everyone I know IRL pretty much hate crypto & are no help) lol

I have 2k to blow. I’m looking to gamble or & throw it into a low cap coin that is available on Coinbase. I want it to be under a $20 million market cap.

I’m going to list off the potential coins. If you could be so kind & just give me your advice on which one to go with, I will be forever grateful. If I become rich, you’re all invited to my mansion pool party. I don’t own the mansion yet, but I will once this coin makes me rich.

Being that the coins I am going to name are all low market cap coins, they will be considered shit coins. I know I’m stupid & wasting my money, but I have been in crypto currency’s long enough to know the basics. I’m content with my portfolio, so this is strictly a gamble play.

These are the coins, and what I know about them for far:

SWFTC ($5 million MC)

This is the lowest MC coin on Coinbase (I believe)., which is one of the reasons why it made the list.

SWFTC is the utility token for a decentralized cross chain platform. SWFT Blockchain currently has over 300 coins on their platform. With SWFTC, the user gets 50% off of transaction fees when using the platform. This coin/platform was developed in I believe 2015. It has a pretty impressive average daily volume for its MC (24hr volume average is about $1.5 million). The SWFT Blockchain platform seems pretty active on social media, and they are always listing new coins onto the platform. Seems like a weekly thing.

https://www.swft.pro

CTX ($10 million MC)

CTX is the governance token for Cryptex Finance, which is a decentralized platform that lets you trade against the entire crypto market cap. You can long/short the entire crypto market cap with up to 20x leverage. It is a DAO, and CTX gives you voting rights for the platform. CTX has a small supply (10 million total coin supply)

https://cryptex.finance

INV ($17.5 million MC)

Inverse Finance is a lending protocol. Holding INV gives certain incentives for using the ecosystem. This one has more competition as it is DeFi lending, but the tech seems good & the platform seems reliable. One of the things I like about this one is that it has an extremely low total supply (480k), so if this one gains any traction, the price is going to sky rocket.

https://www.inverse.finance

These are the 3 coins I’m debating between. If you can give me any feedback and/or your recommendation, I would definitely appreciate it!

Also, if you have any recommendations on any coins, please let me know! All I ask is that it is available on Coinbase. Coinbase vets their listed coins thoroughly, so it helps eliminate any potential frauds/scams.

Thanks for hearing me out, I definitely appreciate you all!! Good luck on your investments, and may the bull run commence!