How to survive a bear market, according to SEC (not financial advice)

Follow those steps for the best result:

- Do not buy the following coins: ETH, XRP, AMP, Rally(RLY), DerivaDex(DDX), XYO, Rari Governance Token(RGT), LCX, Powerledger(POWR), DFX Finance(DFX) and Kromatika(KROM).

- It is not our problem if you lose your money if you bought ElonDogeToTheMoonBabyMuskRichPeople coin. You got rug pulled, it happens.

- Regarding the point above, we only act on the coins that we feel like they are a security.

- Getting rug pulled is not determined to be a security, so we are sorry, we can not help.

- We act for the man who got the bigger pockets. So, if you lose your money, make sure to have enough however to pay us. We might win a case. *coughs* Ripple spanks us at the moment,

-"We are not giving crypto a pass" applies only to the coins mentioned in the first point.

- Do not forget to pay your taxes!!! Maybe that DogeCumSHibMusk made you 10k profit, even if it is a bear market.

- Taxes!!! Our money. For the best, of course.

- Taxes again!!! We need to be payed in order to protect.

- Did we mention to pay your taxes? Just to make sure you get the point so we will not come after you.

- You should go and invest in stocks. We already have total control there.

- STOP RESISTING OUR PROTECTION.

This is it for now, have fun in this market while being under OUR protection.