We Hate Degens

Millions of years of primate evolution, thousands of years since the first cave paintings, decades since the rise of computers, all the way to the pinnacle of visual art, the pinnacle of human thought, the pinnacle of creation: the electronic Beanz. Beanz emerged in the transistors of our processors by random fluctuations of consecutive states of p-n-p junctions. Seeing its splendor, we realized that such fluctuations are not possible by chance, which means it is a direct message from God. We broke that God particle into 3333 pieces so that you and 3332 other dudes could get your hands on something truly worthwhile for the first time in your life.