What if a DAO bought Alexa from Amazon?

I feel like alexa is a money maker, just not in the model that Amazon was using it for. There are hundreds of thousands of Alexa devices all over the world. Surely the crypto community could use them and make something out of that. I would happily pay some eth every month as a subscription service to DAO to keep the ability and convenience Alexa provides me and my family. But I would love it in a decentralized way and allow different crypto projects to utilize the DA(lexa)O "skills." This just seems like a lot of technology to let sit in landfills when we could use it. Plus, for us crypto believers that are racing CBDCs for mass public adoption, I feel like this could be a great way to get adoption from so many non-coiners.