Bridged Tether (Avalanche) Precio

Make a good crypto-related joke and win a 5 USDT prize.

<!-- SC_OFF --><div class="md"><p>Too much tension and stress in the air (ETH merge, bear market, Luna going to hell etc etc etc). So I decided to have some fun here and share some good crypto jokes with a 5$ prize for the most upvoted joke. Besides today I realised I don't know any crypto related jokes...one more reason to do this.</p> <p>Rules:</p> <p><a href="https://1.You">1.You</a> cannot participate if you are a whale. Your portfolio balance must be equal or less but no more than $100 million. Wont let you take my 5 bucks.</p> <p><a href="https://2.It">2.It</a> would be appreciated if its a joke made by you and not a google copy/paste.</p> <p>3.Must be related to crypto. Coins, projects, Satoshi, tech anything you want.</p> <p>4.The winner would receive his prize....let's see (its 9 pm gmt+3 my time now) tomorrow 10 am gmt+3. So in about 13 hours (lucky 13)</p> <p>​</p> <p>May the best joke win!</p> </div><!-- SC_ON -->   submitted by   <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/WTFsince89"> /u/WTFsince89 </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/xbp4pv/make_a_good_cryptorelated_joke_and_win_a_5_usdt/">[link]</a></span>   <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/xbp4pv/make_a_good_cryptorelated_joke_and_win_a_5_usdt/">[comments]</a></span>