War Apes

#Top Secret Report: *AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY* Military intelligence sourced from [REDACTED] indicates a new threat to national security. According to trusted reports, a significant guerrilla force has amassed as an increasing number of rogue Bored Apes have acquired arms. Briefings note [REDACTED] to be a likely source of funds and armaments. Given their expertise and the overwhelming number of Apes, maximum military readiness for immediate response to threats or attacks is advised. Until deployment of armed forces is complete, we advise all military personnel to assist by recruiting War Apes to bolster our own forces. The world as we know it depends on it.