Make a good crypto-related joke and win a 5 USDT prize.

Too much tension and stress in the air (ETH merge, bear market, Luna going to hell etc etc etc). So I decided to have some fun here and share some good crypto jokes with a 5$ prize for the most upvoted joke. Besides today I realised I don't know any crypto related jokes...one more reason to do this.

Rules:

1.You cannot participate if you are a whale. Your portfolio balance must be equal or less but no more than $100 million. Wont let you take my 5 bucks.

2.It would be appreciated if its a joke made by you and not a google copy/paste.

3.Must be related to crypto. Coins, projects, Satoshi, tech anything you want.

4.The winner would receive his prize....let's see (its 9 pm gmt+3 my time now) tomorrow 10 am gmt+3. So in about 13 hours (lucky 13)

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May the best joke win!