😂 CRYPTO ANTHEM – “HODL ME TENDER”

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HODL me tender...

HODL me sweet...

Never let me go...

You have made my wallet complete...

Even though it’s down forty-three... 🎵

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Satoshi said: “Let there be blocks,”

Now we refresh charts around the clock.

Bitcoin pumps, my heartbeat flies,

One red candle and I question life... 🎵

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Lamborghini in my dreams,

But I still split WiFi bills with the team.

Twitter gurus screaming “BUY THE DIP!”

Meanwhile my portfolio just did a backflip... 🎵

🚀 TO THE MOOOOOOOOON!

My exit strategy is pure delusion!

🚀 TO THE MOOOOOOOOON!

I bought the top with absolute conviction!

🚀 TO THE MOOOOOOOOON!

Dad says “This sounds like gambling, son...”

I said “NO DAD, IT’S DECENTRALIZED FINANCIAL FREEDOM!”

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Diamond hands, diamond soul,

Crying softly while I HODL.

Sold my car to buy more ETH,

Now I ride a bicycle with belief... 🎵

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Telegram prophets posting rocket signs,

Every memecoin “next 1000x” every time.

I survived rugs, scams and fear,

Still somehow bullish every year... 🎵

Mom says:

“Son... please get a real job.”

I whisper:

“Mom... the bull run hasn’t even started...” 😔

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Candles green, candles red,

Charts living rent free in my head.

If conviction is the real key,

Then why is Binance emailing me? 🎵

🚀 TO THE MOOOOOOOOON!

Even if my wallet says “insufficient funds!”

🚀 TO THE MOOOOOOOOON!

The market can break my portfolio…

BUT NEVER MY SPIRIT!

💎 JUST HODL! 💎

💎 JUST HODL! 💎

💎 JUST HODL! 💎