Can we please stop pretending Satoshi is a person?

The Satoshi share is held by a consortium of individuals who all share the key, but if any of them liquidate, it's mutually assured destruction because the Satoshi share drops below 51 percent and then bitcoin crashes. The people I know to be involved are MIT grads who are largely antisocial, enjoy structured interaction like board games, partake in bespoke research pharmasudicals of the Shulgin strains, and generally do not appreciate the moral and ethical implications of what they've done, by funding North Korea's nuclear program and exposing every company in America to ransomware.

Or I donno, maybe I'm the stupid one and Satoshi is some guy on a yacht.