The Schrodinger Cryptocurrency portfolio

I have decided to think of my portfolio in a different way. Usually I open my portfolio to be disappointed by the lack of upside of my portfolio. But, before I open my portfolio, there are two options.

The crypto market may have exploded while I wasn't checking my portfolio and I am a millionaire , or I'm still at a loss. In the field of probabilities between being a millionaire and being at a huge loss, before opening my portfolio I could be a millionaire or I could be at $0.

As long as I don't look both are equally possible. I'm both a millionaire and broke. I just refrain from opening my portfolio and live in the assumption I'm a millionaire.

My Schrodinger crypto portfolio is huge. How about yours?