OOGA BOOGA BTC

Me see green candle.
Me buy top. 📈

Price go down 30%.

Me panic.

Me sell bottom.

Price instantly recover.

Me angry.

Me open 100x leverage short because "market rigged."

Price pump 5%.

Me get liquidated.

Me open 100x leverage long cause "Ooga bull."

Price dump 10%.

Me get liquidated again.

Me go Reddit.

"Ooga Whales manipulating market."

"Exchanges hunting me stop loss."

"BTC scam."

Meanwhile smart caveman:

Buy low.
Hold banana. 🍌
Ignore noise.
Sleep good. 😴

Me?

Buy top.
Sell bottom.
Leverage max.
Account gone.

OOGA BOOGA. CYCLE COMPLETE