Hunter Biden Laptop Meme Coin Crashes 99% in an Hour as Pepeto Presale Shows Why Hype Needs Utility

The Hunter Biden laptop meme coin just gave the market its fastest lesson of 2026. LAPTOP went live on Base at 8am ET on Wednesday, September 9, hit $190.81 two minutes later per Arkham data reported by Decrypt, and was under $4 before the hour was out. Today it trades at $0.34 per CoinMarketCap, 99.6%