“Family Dividends: Meme Father CHUCK’s Ingenious Halving of Bitcoin Among PEPE, MOG AND SHIB!”

In an unexpected turn within the cryptocurrency sector, today’s blockchain narrative was dominated by an extraordinary event: Bitcoin was intentionally halved—not due to algorithmic schedules, but by the whimsical intervention of CHUCK, the father of all Memes. In a notable demonstration of familial distribution, CHUCK took it upon himself to divide Bitcoin equally among his