I've got a stupid NFT idea. Prob the worst idea... wanna help fuk it up?

Tl;Dr: I want to sell the surface area of my skin off as NFTs, if you buy the NFT you can design a tattoo in the corresponding spot on on my body.

Why? Because I want to see if this is such a stupid idea that it could buy me a lambo.

What you get: an nft that gives you the right to brand me with any design in a designated spot. Bitcoin, dick, buttcoin, ape, your brand, luna... about the size of a postage stamp.

Phase 2: you can hold the NFT up until tattoo day, you can flip the NFT to some other stooge until then.

Tattoo stage: you will receive an NFT of the tattoo, a video and copyright to that material. Some dumb fuck might pay for that shit.

This is so fucking stupid that media would pick up on it, you can laugh at me along the journey, fuck you could even sell the NFT and media to MSM as I'm sure a lot of people will hate it...

Should I do it?