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(HUMOR) - If each (alt)coin was a guest at a party, what would they be doing?

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BTC (BitCoin) - party organisor, constantly making sure the guests aren’t destroying his expensive furniture.

ETH (Ethereum) - party organisator’s wife, was against the idea of a party first, but is now dancing topless on the table, having had 6 martini’s and a tequila sunrise.

ADA (Cardano) - told everyone he is on his way, yet in reality hasn’t even left his house yet.

ALGO (Algorand) - is having an existential crisis after learning that chocolate milk in fact doesn’t come from brown cows.

XLM (Stellar) - is very sad because he seems to remember everyone from the past, yet no one seems to remember him.

MATIC (Polygon) - thinks he’s too mature for everyone around him and wonders why he didn’t stay home to write content for his food blog

LUNA (Terra) - wasn’t invited to the party, so snuck in through the bathroom window instead.

AVAX (Avalanche) - tries to join the inner circle of popular, laughing party guests, but can’t find a seat at the table and never gets a word inbetween the conversation.

BNB (Binance Coin) - had a horrible tinder date three months ago, and makes sure everyone hears about it.

DOGE (Dogecoin) - thought the party was too boring so has spiked the punchbowl.. three times.

SHIB (Shiba Inu) - stood guard while Doge spiked the punch.

DOT (Polkadot) - doesn’t really care about the other guests, sits in the corner petting the owner’s cat instead.

SOL (Solana) - next door neighbor, came to complain about the noise with a laminated copy of the rules and regulations in hand, but ended up staying because they’re playing The Beatles, which is his favorite band.

XMR (Monero) - is just here for the snacks and beverages, quietly shoving the snacks from the table into their purse.

LTC (LiteCoin) - tries to convince other guests that the very old-fashioned blouse they’re wearing will one day become a “fashion hype” again.

(Let me know if I should do more/which coins you’d like to see!)

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