Bitcoin is the only way you store wealth up your ass.

I was thinking about the scene in Pulp Fiction where Christopher Walken tells a young Butch Coolidge how he kept his fathers watch up his ass for two years in a Vietcong prison camp. That led to a thought experiment of how I could store all of my wealth up my ass in case shit hit the fan, or just for fun. A thumb drive with my bitcoin on it os the only way.

This is yet another reason to own bitcoin.